It's been more than a decade since Typical Programmer Greg Jorgensen taught the word about Abject-Oriented Programming.

Much of what he said still applies, but other things have changed. Languages in the Abject-Oriented space have been borrowing ideas from another paradigm entirely—and then everyone realized that languages like Python, Ruby, and JavaScript had been doing it for years and just hadn't noticed (because these languages do not require you to declare what you're doing, or even to know what you're doing). Meanwhile, new hybrid languages borrow freely from both paradigms.

This other paradigm—which is actually older, but was largely constrained to university basements until recent years—is called Functional Addiction.

A Functional Addict is someone who regularly gets higher-order—sometimes they may even exhibit dependent types—but still manages to retain a job.

Retaining a job is of course the goal of all programming. This is why some of these new hybrid languages, like Rust, check all borrowing, from both paradigms, so extensively that you can make regular progress for months without ever successfully compiling your code, and your managers will appreciate that progress. After all, once it does compile, it will definitely work.

Closures

It's long been known that Closures are dual to Encapsulation.

As Abject-Oriented Programming explained, Encapsulation involves making all of your variables public, and ideally global, to let the rest of the code decide what should and shouldn't be private.

Closures, by contrast, are a way of referring to variables from outer scopes. And there is no scope more outer than global.

Immutability

One of the reasons Functional Addiction has become popular in recent years is that to truly take advantage of multi-core systems, you need immutable data, sometimes also called persistent data.

Instead of mutating a function to fix a bug, you should always make a new copy of that function. For example:

function getCustName(custID)
{
    custRec = readFromDB("customer", custID);
    fullname = custRec[1] + ' ' + custRec[2];
    return fullname;
}

When you discover that you actually wanted fields 2 and 3 rather than 1 and 2, it might be tempting to mutate the state of this function. But doing so is dangerous. The right answer is to make a copy, and then try to remember to use the copy instead of the original:

function getCustName(custID)
{
    custRec = readFromDB("customer", custID);
    fullname = custRec[1] + ' ' + custRec[2];
    return fullname;
}

function getCustName2(custID)
{
    custRec = readFromDB("customer", custID);
    fullname = custRec[2] + ' ' + custRec[3];
    return fullname;
}

This means anyone still using the original function can continue to reference the old code, but as soon as it's no longer needed, it will be automatically garbage collected. (Automatic garbage collection isn't free, but it can be outsourced cheaply.)

Higher-Order Functions

In traditional Abject-Oriented Programming, you are required to give each function a name. But over time, the name of the function may drift away from what it actually does, making it as misleading as comments. Experience has shown that people will only keep once copy of their information up to date, and the CHANGES.TXT file is the right place for that.

Higher-Order Functions can solve this problem:

function []Functions = [
    lambda(custID) {
        custRec = readFromDB("customer", custID);
        fullname = custRec[1] + ' ' + custRec[2];
        return fullname;
    },
    lambda(custID) {
        custRec = readFromDB("customer", custID);
        fullname = custRec[2] + ' ' + custRec[3];
        return fullname;
    },
]

Now you can refer to this functions by order, so there's no need for names.

Parametric Polymorphism

Traditional languages offer Abject-Oriented Polymorphism and Ad-Hoc Polymorphism (also known as Overloading), but better languages also offer Parametric Polymorphism.

The key to Parametric Polymorphism is that the type of the output can be determined from the type of the inputs via Algebra. For example:

function getCustData(custId, x)
{
    if (x == int(x)) {
        custRec = readFromDB("customer", custId);
        fullname = custRec[1] + ' ' + custRec[2];
        return int(fullname);
    } else if (x.real == 0) {
        custRec = readFromDB("customer", custId);
        fullname = custRec[1] + ' ' + custRec[2];
        return double(fullname);
    } else {
        custRec = readFromDB("customer", custId);
        fullname = custRec[1] + ' ' + custRec[2];
        return complex(fullname);
    }
}

Notice that we've called the variable x. This is how you know you're using Algebraic Data Types. The names y, z, and sometimes w are also Algebraic.

Type Inference